You’ve read four articles about Berlin and you still don’t have a straight answer. Whether that neighborhood is actually safe at 3am. Whether the museum is worth 14 euros or just famous. Whether the thing everyone photographs is real.

Send me the question. I’ll give you the honest version.

I read everything. If your question is good, it might become a full article — that’s how half this site gets written. If it’s quick, you’ll get a quick answer. Give me a few days. I write for a living, and the paying work goes first. No offense.